Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    OOOOOHNOOOOO
     
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  2. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Is that a rigid rule?
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No, it's on a sliding scale.
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So it's a slide rule?
     
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    The only rule for slides is to never use a metal one on a hot summer day.
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you do, you’ll need a Tushie transplant.
     
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  7. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    A rear end re-do!
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hmmm ... So would that be fiberglass or, in the spirit of Halloween, cadaver? Got to figure that at least some models are well out of stock.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm off to my autopsy club.
    It's open Mike night.
     
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A pizza delivery happened last night. In feetball terms, the deliverer "took it to the house".
     
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  11. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

     
  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It got bloody good reviews.
     
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  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Sara's a real cut-up. :happy102:
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    She's like a real surgeon.

     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    :happy097::happy097:
     
  16. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    Ah, I just left a friend of mine, he runs an all-night billiard academy near the cemetary. Yes after midnight he uncovers the ghoul table. But no rough stuff at his place. No, he settles all arguments by arbitration -- simply lifts the shroud and points at they haven't a leg to stand on. Believes in the old motto that a fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I asked the nurse if I could sew my own stitches.

    She said “Suture self”.
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do you know the sex of a chromosome?

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    Pull down its genes.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How much does a grandpa weigh?

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    A little more than a Gram.
     

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