Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

That one took me a second.
Nice!

 

Why aren't herbivorous marsupials considered bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

 

How do you contact a paramecium?

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By cell phone

 

As part of his new diet plan, a friend of mine bought a treadmill. I told him he was on the right track.

 

If you'd like to defend a penguin in court, just tell the judge, "Clearly, your honor, my client is not a flight risk."

 

Clearly.

 

I've been here since 2015 and still don't understand why penguins became so famous here.

 

Shouldn't there be a plural here(pair of meciums)?

 

Pair of mecia if you want to be grammatically correct.

 

Some people will just never get it.

 

Ftfy

 

Thank you very much for that extremely lengthy explanation.