Naaah, you're wrong. How do I know? I already cheated for the answer .

Well THAT didn't go ao welll-(HAAAAH-long lung breath)

what'd I do?????????????????

You cheated by looking at the answer.

What Is Santa’s favorite weather?

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It’s rain, dear.

Which is why Donner and Blitzen (thunder and lightning) are his favorite reindeer.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...just in case there's a salad dressing.

That's funny-first time I saw that I didn't get it.....now I do. EXPERIENCE, mama.

sounds familiar: https://theshaveden.com/forums/threads/oops-pardon-the-pun-or-not.29360/page-173#post-2098253

Whoa!

Now the *real* question is: have you ever seen a salad UNdressing?

Yes; I peeked once.

Oh dear.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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A walkie talkie.

Quack of dawn? I wouldn't trust him. Will probably make the wrong diagnosis and will try to heal things using duckweed.

Yeah, I mean really. Everyone knows that leeches are what really cure you.

There's always duckSAUCE-y'know like at Sino restaurants.