Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

They better git down to remodelatin' in a hurry

 

Hate to admit it, but I don't "get" this one.

 

The pun is on moving as in relocation vs. moving as in emotional. Note the two people are walking away crying.

 

I saw them crying, but didn't catch the "moving". Thanks.

 

Oh-kay -- well, that's certainly a stretch!
I thought it might have to do with that eyeball-like pic on his shirt, and the eye-ball up in the tree. What the heck is that all about?

 

No idea

 

You and I were thinking the same thing on both counts. I didn't get the pun, and thought it had something to do with the two eyeballs!

 

It has to do with the Illuminati. Or maybe it's the Knights Templar. It's so hard to keep all these secret societies straight.

 

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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a shoe

 

Gezundheit!

 

I'm surprised that I'd never heard that one before.

 

When is a door not a door?

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When it's ajar.

 

When it's ajar.
(No, I didn't look at the spoiler first. Now I'll go look and be embarrassed if I'm wrong )

 

Remember Dixie Riddle Cups? The good ole days.

 

What did the mayonnaise say to the milk bottle?

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Close the door. I'm dressing.

 

That's why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it. In case there's a salad dressing.

 

No, no I don't.

 

How can you tell how long a reptile has been dead?

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Check for rigor tortoise.

 

Wow, the buzzards were certainly circling that one.