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  1. Slipperyjoe
    And don't call me Shirley..:angry019:
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  2. blondblue
    I'll bet the Bee Gees recordered Jive Talkin' in an airplane.
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  3. richgem
    I'm not sure about that, but they were definitely staying alive earlier in the timeline.

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  4. blondblue
    I really didn't like the BGs when they sang like that.
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  5. richgem
    A Van Gogh painting was stolen this weekend from a Dutch Museum.

    Now it's a Van Gone.
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  6. blondblue
    poor Vinnie....I guess he'll have to do another one(or a Van Go clone, that is).
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  7. Sara-s
    Why did the deer go to an orthodontist?

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    He had buck teeth.
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  8. richgem
    Oh that's so en-deer-ing but now I must stag-er off to get my coffee.
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  9. Sara-s
    I love it when you fawn over me!
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  10. richgem
    :ashamed001:
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  11. Sara-s
    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Goliath

    Goliath who?

    Goliath down, you looketh tired.
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  12. richgem
    Egads-eth:scared011:
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  13. richgem
    What would you get if Iron Man teamed up with the Silver Surfer?

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    Alloys
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  14. richgem
    Why don't you ever see penguins in the UK?

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    Because they're afraid of Wales.
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  15. Sara-s
    What do you call a big, yellow snake?

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    A bananaconda
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  16. richgem
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  17. Sara-s
    IMG_0926.jpeg

    I guess that is how you make a seesaw.
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  18. blondblue
    The Three Stooges had a funny thing about "see" and "saw". Moe said to Curly "You SAW the garage!". Curly said "No, I SEE tha garage-why do you want me to saw it?(Or words to that effect). Moe, let me say, wasn't pleased with Curly's reply, lol. ("WHY YOU!")
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  19. Sara-s
    I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
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  20. blondblue
    Let me say this -AAAAAFFFLLAAC!
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