Mr. G, I'v been missing your goofiness.

19 and 20 had a fight.

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21

I had to give up my new clock-based diet. It was too time-consuming.

I tried that one too. But I always felt too wound-up after meals.

A woman I know has identical twins, Juan and Amal, but she carries only a photo of Juan. When I asked why not pictures of both boys, she said "Because when you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

i can almost see/hear Scotty saying that..

If Scotty said that during a Star Trek episode, I'm sure Len Nimoy would have something to say about that.

Why did the molecule go to the doctor?

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It had atomic ache.

If you spell the words “absolutely nothing” backwards,
you get “Gnihton yletulosba”,
which ironically means absolutely nothing.

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

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A grave mistake

A grave error?
Okay, now I'll view the spoiler.

Edit: I was close!

course he'd close with "Myte"

What do you call a group of crows that stick together?

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Velcrows

Why don't crows ever get lost?

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'Cuz they always know the caw-ordinates