Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Feb 20, 2025
    #3721
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  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Mr. G, I'v been missing your goofiness.
     
    blondblue, Feb 21, 2025
    #3722
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  3. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

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    Frijolero, Feb 23, 2025
    #3723
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  4. brit

    brit in a box

    brit, Feb 23, 2025
    #3724
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    19 and 20 had a fight.

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    21
     
    Sara-s, Feb 25, 2025
    #3725
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I had to give up my new clock-based diet. It was too time-consuming.
     
    richgem, Mar 8, 2025
    #3726
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I tried that one too. But I always felt too wound-up after meals.
     
    Sara-s, Mar 8, 2025
    #3727
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    A woman I know has identical twins, Juan and Amal, but she carries only a photo of Juan. When I asked why not pictures of both boys, she said "Because when you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
     
    gorgo2, Mar 15, 2025
    #3728
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  9. brit

    brit in a box

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    i can almost see/hear Scotty saying that..
     
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2025
    brit, Mar 15, 2025
    #3729
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    If Scotty said that during a Star Trek episode, I'm sure Len Nimoy would have something to say about that.
     
    blondblue, Mar 25, 2025
    #3730
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, Mar 27, 2025
    #3731
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Mar 27, 2025
    #3732
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the molecule go to the doctor?

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    It had atomic ache.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 15, 2025
    #3733
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  14. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    If you spell the words “absolutely nothing” backwards,
    you get “Gnihton yletulosba”,
    which ironically means absolutely nothing.
     
    Jayaruh, May 8, 2025
    #3734
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

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    A grave mistake
     
    Sara-s, May 14, 2025
    #3735
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  16. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    A grave error?
    Okay, now I'll view the spoiler.

    Edit: I was close!
     
    swarden43, May 14, 2025
    #3736
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    course he'd close with "Myte"
     
    blondblue, May 14, 2025
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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    Sara-s, May 16, 2025
    #3738
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a group of crows that stick together?

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    Velcrows
     
    Sara-s, Jul 1, 2025
    #3739
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why don't crows ever get lost?

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    'Cuz they always know the caw-ordinates
     
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2025
    richgem, Jul 1, 2025
    #3740
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