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  2. Mr. G, I'v been missing your goofiness.
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  3. substack-25c8cd36-b2ec-4fed-89ee-5d4446885c72.jpg
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  4. 19 and 20 had a fight.

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    21
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  5. I had to give up my new clock-based diet. It was too time-consuming.
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  6. I tried that one too. But I always felt too wound-up after meals.
  7. A woman I know has identical twins, Juan and Amal, but she carries only a photo of Juan. When I asked why not pictures of both boys, she said "Because when you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
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  8. :eatdrink047: a17.gif
    i can almost see/hear Scotty saying that..
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  9. If Scotty said that during a Star Trek episode, I'm sure Len Nimoy would have something to say about that.
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  11. Why did the molecule go to the doctor?

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    It had atomic ache.
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  12. If you spell the words “absolutely nothing” backwards,
    you get “Gnihton yletulosba”,
    which ironically means absolutely nothing.
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  13. What do you call a typo on a tombstone?

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    A grave mistake
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  14. A grave error?
    Okay, now I'll view the spoiler.

    Edit: I was close!
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  15. course he'd close with "Myte"
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  17. What do you call a group of crows that stick together?

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    Velcrows
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  18. Why don't crows ever get lost?

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    'Cuz they always know the caw-ordinates
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