Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    The setup was a little long but it ended up adjusting the lyrics of a song!
     
    GDCarrington, Nov 2, 2014
    #1201
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, to finish the song, I think we need either a dog, a cheating girl, or a pick up truck.
     
    richgem, Nov 2, 2014
    #1202
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  3. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    or mama gettin runned over by a darned ole train
     
    david of central florida, Nov 2, 2014
    #1203
  4. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Well a cheating girl will never call you by your name. She will just leave you all alone in the rain.

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    GDCarrington, Nov 2, 2014
    #1204
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
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    Jayaruh, Nov 3, 2014
    #1205
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is the capital of Italy?
    Show Spoiler
    "I"
     
    Sara-s, Nov 3, 2014
    #1206
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :angry032:
     
    richgem, Nov 3, 2014
    #1207
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Last edited: Nov 3, 2014
    richgem, Nov 3, 2014
    #1208
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  9. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Stumbled over this one. A bit cheesy...
    cheese.jpg
     
    macaronus, Nov 8, 2014
    #1209
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  10. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    gouda one
     
    david of central florida, Nov 8, 2014
    #1210
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Careful...you may create a muenster!
     
    Sara-s, Nov 8, 2014
    #1211
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    true words

     
    Erik Redd, Nov 8, 2014
    #1212
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    By the original punk group Edam and Eve.
     
    richgem, Nov 8, 2014
    #1213
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  14. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    In queso trouble they pray to cheesus
     
    macaronus, Nov 8, 2014
    #1214
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  15. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    Romano 3:12
     
    Kilgore Trout, Nov 8, 2014
    #1215
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  16. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    "What a friend we have in cheeses,
    Muenster, Bleu and camembert!
    What a privilege to carry
    Plates with wine & bread to share!"

    (with apologies to Mr. Joseph M. Scriven)
     
    HolyRollah, Nov 8, 2014
    #1216
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  17. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

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    GDCarrington, Nov 8, 2014
    #1217
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  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You can say that again bro..:happy088:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Nov 8, 2014
    #1218
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  19. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    sometimes it's a brie-ze
     
    david of central florida, Nov 8, 2014
    #1219
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    i've been out all day, but I'll re-join you now. C heddar late than never!
     
    Sara-s, Nov 8, 2014
    #1220
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