The setup was a little long but it ended up adjusting the lyrics of a song!

Well, to finish the song, I think we need either a dog, a cheating girl, or a pick up truck.

or mama gettin runned over by a darned ole train

Well a cheating girl will never call you by your name. She will just leave you all alone in the rain.

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What is the capital of Italy?

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Looks like my pic went AWOL. So, click there > http://rebloggy.com/post/lol-funny-win-italy-puns/39954031113

Stumbled over this one. A bit cheesy...

gouda one

Careful...you may create a muenster!

true words

By the original punk group Edam and Eve.

In queso trouble they pray to cheesus

Romano 3:12

"What a friend we have in cheeses,
Muenster, Bleu and camembert!
What a privilege to carry
Plates with wine & bread to share!"

(with apologies to Mr. Joseph M. Scriven)

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You can say that again bro..

sometimes it's a brie-ze

i've been out all day, but I'll re-join you now. C heddar late than never!