Here's one. You walk into the bathroom just to look at your shave den/caddy/cabinet and are so proud of its awesomeness.

When I spend ALL my free time (it seems) tightening, cleaning, pinning, polishing & buffing, honing, drying, stropping and eventually shaving with razors.

When you become a Mod in a shaving forum.

You're about to start pooping like it's 1999.

You get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and while you're in there you open up a few soaps and aftershaves just to take a whiff.

I´m storing my Shaving Equipment in the kitchen...because i don´t have any more space to store it anywhere else...

@Darkbulb , look what you started. This thread is so funny.

You spend more time on shaving forums than anything bar sleeping.

Guilty!!

...when you are a woman who has learned enough to give useful shaving advice to men.

You go to the bathroom at your friend's or family member's house and while you're in there you inspect what they use to shave with.

Lol, I just did that a week ago. Guilty!

When you wonder, "When is all of this Duck Dynasty Beard nonsense going to end?"

When I watch a video on how to pronounce L'Occitane. LOX-EE-TAN.
Life is now complete.

you keep us in balance

5 6 7 definitely

Damn, I was super close. Lock-ee-tan.

You're like an angel in this dark, dingy, damp, black hole. Sometimes guys just need that female touch to keep us in check.

* That you've spent hours on YouTube watching half-naked men shave