Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Darkbulb, Dec 18, 2014.

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  1. GeneralKinetics

    GeneralKinetics Well-Known Member

    Here's one. You walk into the bathroom just to look at your shave den/caddy/cabinet and are so proud of its awesomeness.
     
    GeneralKinetics, Dec 19, 2014
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  2. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    When I spend ALL my free time (it seems) tightening, cleaning, pinning, polishing & buffing, honing,     drying, stropping and eventually shaving with razors.
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 19, 2014
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  3. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    When you become a Mod in a shaving forum. ;)
     
    RaZorBurn123, Dec 19, 2014
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  4. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    You're about to start pooping like it's 1999.
     
    CyanideMetal, Dec 19, 2014
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  5. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    You get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and while you're in there you open up a few soaps and aftershaves just to take a whiff.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 19, 2014
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  6. ChiefShaver

    ChiefShaver Well-Known Member

    I´m storing my Shaving Equipment in the kitchen...because i don´t have any more space to store it anywhere else...:lyrtuy5::rofl:
     
    ChiefShaver, Dec 19, 2014
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    @Darkbulb , look what you started. This thread is so funny.
     
    Jayaruh, Dec 19, 2014
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  8. Gordy

    Gordy Well-Known Member

    You spend more time on shaving forums than anything bar sleeping.
     
    Gordy, Dec 19, 2014
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  9. JR Reyes

    JR Reyes I scream for....chicken wings??

    Guilty!!
     
    JR Reyes, Dec 19, 2014
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...when you are a woman who has learned enough to give useful shaving advice to men.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 19, 2014
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  11. Justin Linker

    Justin Linker Wetshaving belieber

    You go to the bathroom at your friend's or family member's house and while you're in there you inspect what they use to shave with.
     
    Justin Linker, Dec 19, 2014
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  12. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Lol, I just did that a week ago. Guilty!
     
    Darkbulb, Dec 19, 2014
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  13. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    When you wonder, "When is all of this Duck Dynasty Beard nonsense going to end?"
     
    Omaney, Dec 19, 2014
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  14. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    When I watch a video on how to pronounce L'Occitane. LOX-EE-TAN.
    Life is now complete.
     
    RaZorBurn123, Dec 19, 2014
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  15. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    :signs011:
     
    RaZorBurn123, Dec 19, 2014
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  16. Jostalli

    Jostalli Well-Known Member

    you keep us in balance
     
    Jostalli, Dec 19, 2014
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  17. gwsmallwood

    gwsmallwood Well-Known Member

    5 6 7 definitely
     
    gwsmallwood, Dec 19, 2014
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  18. GeneralKinetics

    GeneralKinetics Well-Known Member

    Damn, I was super close. Lock-ee-tan.
     
    GeneralKinetics, Dec 19, 2014
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  19. GeneralKinetics

    GeneralKinetics Well-Known Member

    You're like an angel in this dark, dingy, damp, black hole. Sometimes guys just need that female touch to keep us in check.
     
    GeneralKinetics, Dec 19, 2014
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  20. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    * That you've spent hours on YouTube watching half-naked men shave
     
    Darkbulb, Dec 19, 2014
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