Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Good to see you're watching your puns...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Nov 16, 2014
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, it's not like it's im-pasta-ble.
     
    richgem, Nov 16, 2014
    #1282
  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Now you're going too farfalle, that's just fusilli.
     
    cmorris357, Nov 16, 2014
    #1283
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Pfft. Looks like a Pisa cake, if you ask me.
     
    richgem, Nov 16, 2014
    #1284
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 25, 2014
    #1285
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Maybe, but she also said he had Russian fingers.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 26, 2014
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Nov 26, 2014
    #1287
  8. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    How biz-czar...
     
    Radiotube, Nov 26, 2014
    #1288
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  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 26, 2014
    #1289
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Talk about an impossible decision!
     
    richgem, Nov 26, 2014
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  11. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Yeah, don't believe the fountain of youth...

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    Erik Redd, Nov 26, 2014
    #1291
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  12. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    youth is wasted on the young
     
    david of central florida, Nov 26, 2014
    #1292
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Our favorite Christmas decoration;
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    Sara-s, Dec 22, 2014
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    History of the World:

    It is said that the people are revolting.
    You said it; they stink on ice!
     
    richgem, Dec 22, 2014
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  15. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Rocket toes?
     
    macaronus, Dec 23, 2014
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  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Well if ball players get athletes foot then astronauts must get mistletoe.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 23, 2014
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
     
    Sara-s, Jan 2, 2015
    #1297
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  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ouch..your sore point is swell taken...
     
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    Slipperyjoe, Jan 2, 2015
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  19. nibbs

    nibbs Active Member

    look, if you're going to get cold about other's comments, go stand in the corner... where it's 90 degrees
     
    nibbs, Jan 2, 2015
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Kids these days spend far too much time on line. But, it keeps them busy so, Wi-Fight it?
     
    richgem, Jan 3, 2015
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