Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

A demonstration of true rapier wit!

 

This thread may be getting off Trac II. I sure hope we can get a handle on it.

 

These puns are being generated at Mach3.

 

...and nothing travels this fast except maybe an Astra-naut.

 

I was so sure these puns would continue I made a wager on it with a loan Shark, Big Ben. Of course it was all very con-Fusion to him. He just put on his Derby and left.

 

Looks like this guy beat you to it..

 

... but the wrong electric shaver can really weasel your face.

 

A strange way to carry your weasel razor...

 

The razor is in the recharging position! High Whattage Factor!

 

I've come to realize that when you're berry blue, there's sometimes muffin you can do about it.

 

....GROAN....

 

Tell the tooth, you like banana muffins too!

 

Wow, you're really making a denten these puns.

 

...otherwise known as a pundent...

 

Try a Trident ...



... but not this Trident!

 

Shouldn't that be a tricusp?



OR is that just the tooth fairy?

 

I chews this to be one of my favorite puns!

 

I prefer my puns "hot crossed" myself.

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My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.