LOL! That brought me to tiers, but I'll stick with Pundt cakes!

Is this thread closed for the season? Seems it hasn't been opun for business in the last few days.

Maybe, but she also said he had Russian fingers.

How biz-czar...

Talk about an impossible decision!

Yeah, don't believe the fountain of youth...

youth is wasted on the young

...and bacon is wasted on other folks' breakfast plates.

Our favorite Christmas decoration;

History of the World:

It is said that the people are revolting.
You said it; they stink on ice!

Rocket toes?

Well if ball players get athletes foot then astronauts must get mistletoe.

Kiss under the missile toe!

Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Ouch..your sore point is swell taken...

look, if you're going to get cold about other's comments, go stand in the corner... where it's 90 degrees

Maybe they were both on blind dates!