Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    LOL! That brought me to tiers, but I'll stick with Pundt cakes!
     
    wristwatchb, Nov 17, 2014
    #1321
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  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Is this thread closed for the season? Seems it hasn't been opun for business in the last few days.
     
    wristwatchb, Nov 24, 2014
    #1322
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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 25, 2014
    #1323
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Maybe, but she also said he had Russian fingers.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 26, 2014
    #1324
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Nov 26, 2014
    #1325
  6. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    How biz-czar...
     
    Radiotube, Nov 26, 2014
    #1326
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    [​IMG]
     
    Jayaruh, Nov 26, 2014
    #1327
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Talk about an impossible decision!
     
    richgem, Nov 26, 2014
    #1328
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Yeah, don't believe the fountain of youth...

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    Erik Redd, Nov 26, 2014
    #1329
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  10. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    youth is wasted on the young
     
    david of central florida, Nov 26, 2014
    #1330
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  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    ...and bacon is wasted on other folks' breakfast plates.
     
    wristwatchb, Nov 27, 2014
    #1331
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Our favorite Christmas decoration;
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    Sara-s, Dec 22, 2014
    #1332
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    History of the World:

    It is said that the people are revolting.
    You said it; they stink on ice!
     
    richgem, Dec 22, 2014
    #1333
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  14. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Rocket toes?
     
    macaronus, Dec 23, 2014
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  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Well if ball players get athletes foot then astronauts must get mistletoe.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 23, 2014
    #1335
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  16. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Kiss under the missile toe!

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    wristwatchb, Dec 23, 2014
    #1336
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
     
    Sara-s, Jan 2, 2015
    #1337
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  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ouch..your sore point is swell taken...
     
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    Slipperyjoe, Jan 2, 2015
    #1338
  19. nibbs

    nibbs Active Member

    look, if you're going to get cold about other's comments, go stand in the corner... where it's 90 degrees
     
    nibbs, Jan 2, 2015
    #1339
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Maybe they were both on blind dates!
     
    wristwatchb, Jan 2, 2015
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