Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Passed a car with the front covered in chicks and daffodils.
- I thought: "It's a bit early for an Easter bonnet."

 

An optician fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

 

I just have trouble picturing that...

 

Really? 'Cuz it's 20/20 for me.

 

On a related note, I once actually saw a car with the license plate "EYEGLASSMAN". Then, I noticed that it was on a Ford Focus.

 

he was following a farsighted guy driving an infinity

 

A man walks into a bar.

And then a table.

And then a chair.

 

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.


They always take things literally.

 

Knock knock

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No. To whom.

 

The reason television is a medium is because anything well-done is rare.

 

Scarecrows are usually picked first for promotions because they're always out standing in their field.

 

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



A fish.

 

This is not a pun…

 

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rethorical question?

 

Oops... ... Or not ...

 

A man walks into a bar.
He says, "ouch."

 

Two men walk into a bar.

The second one should have seen it coming.

 

Some people just aren't very observant.

 

What made you thin ....*ouch!* <limps away>

 

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.