At least condiment him for trying.

He would probably relish that.

I resemble that.

In that case, his doctor had better B sharp!

...or, if they want to build suspense, they could bake some drum rolls.

This music musing is really quite amusing...

So, it has struck a chord with you and makes something resonate deep in your soul?

Man goes to the bank with his recent paycheck: "Hi, cut me a check."
Banker proceeds to take scissors and cut the man's check to pieces.

Q: Why couldn't the electrical outlet go out to play?

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It was grounded.

You really took the high ground on that one..

any sailors here?
blue, blue go right through
green, green nice'n clean
brown, brown run aground