Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Oct 3, 2015
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  2. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 3, 2015
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    In that case, his doctor had better B sharp!
     
    Sara-s, Oct 5, 2015
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  4. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

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    macaronus, Oct 9, 2015
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...or, if they want to build suspense, they could bake some drum rolls.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 9, 2015
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Oct 12, 2015
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This music musing is really quite amusing...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Oct 12, 2015
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So, it has struck a chord with you and makes something resonate deep in your soul?
     
    richgem, Oct 13, 2015
    #1488
  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Man goes to the bank with his recent paycheck: "Hi, cut me a check."
    Banker proceeds to take scissors and cut the man's check to pieces.
     
    blondblue, Oct 13, 2015
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Oct 14, 2015
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Q: Why couldn't the electrical outlet go out to play?

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    It was grounded.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 19, 2015
    #1491
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  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You really took the high ground on that one..:p
     
    Slipperyjoe, Oct 24, 2015
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  13. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    any sailors here?
    blue, blue go right through
    green, green nice'n clean
    brown, brown run aground
     
    david of central florida, Oct 24, 2015
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It struck a cord with me (an extension cord, of course.)
     
    Sara-s, Oct 24, 2015
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  15. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Why I posted this here, I do not know. I just like it here and it is great to see boneless bananas finally.
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    Jayaruh, Oct 25, 2015
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Personally, I think bone-in gives them better flavor, especially when you make soup. But, each to his own. :rofl:
     
    richgem, Oct 25, 2015
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Since we're on fruit...

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    richgem, Oct 25, 2015
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 25, 2015
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I'm with you..getting pretty tired of those freakin banana bones..make no bones about it..:angry019:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Oct 25, 2015
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  20. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

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    macaronus, Oct 25, 2015
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