You must have missed the classic "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" ! https://genius.com/George-carlin-the-seven-words-you-can-never-say-on-tv-lyrics
Well, good point, that! No, I didn't miss that-at leasy je got them all in in just a few seconds lol. Course that doesn't include the junk he says to set it all up.
They do make reading glasses chains that are manly, some non-metal options also. The vision is the first thing to go, I have to wear mine when I shave and I just turned 58. Sent from my SM-A526U using Tapatalk