There was a young lady from Kent; Couldn't shoot 'cause her arrows were bent. So she got on the phone, with a seller she'd known And soon some new arrows were sent.
With a new aftershave on my face I was ready the day to embrace! With Brownian Motion My awesome new lotion Filled entirely my office work space! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
When Legolas was in Dunharrow He wanted to shoot a new arrow So with elfish effects He hit Gimli's axe Which then cut off the tail of a sparrow
Oh.. Okay just archery limericks... Hmmm... With a shaft of the finest wood Our archer knew that he could Win first place at the faire With his arrow of flair Shot a bullseye from right where he stood! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
