A moth visits an eye doctor

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by voice940, Dec 22, 2010.

  1. voice940

    voice940 Member

    A moth went to visit an optomitrist when the eye doctor greets him, "Harvey Moth! Good to see you! What seems to be the problem?"
    "Where do I start?" Started the moth, "I go to work every day hating my job. My boss Leon Malkovika doesn't appreciate me. But he has control over me, and that gives him pleasure. My wife... well, she fell in the hard winter last year as so many of us moths did... and maybe worst of all, my son..." The moth starts to sob, "I don't love my son anymore. Whenever I look into his face, I see the same dissapointing failures of my own life. I don't know doc. If I just had a little less cowardice, I would reach over to the pistol that sits by my bed and put myself out of my misery."
    "OH, MY GOSH!" says the doctor "You really do need some help! But you should see a psychiatrist, or something... why did you come into MY office?"


    "Your light was on," said the moth.
     
  2. stingraysrock

    stingraysrock PIF'd away his custom title

    Oh wow! I did not see that coming! Heh! :D
     
  3. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    That ith the moth dithapointing punth line I have ever theen
     
  4. Smoothy

    Smoothy Well-Known Member

    And that thounth like an Igor...
     
  5. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy102
     

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