A neutron walks into a bar...

Here's one for the chemists;

 

I don't know. I always thought it was pretty basic.

 

All your bases are belong to us.

 

A-u; Get away from my Gold!
C-u later copper!
HeHe I made you talk like a little boy
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Don't forget to P-b 4 you go to lead!

 

Knock that off, or alcohol the cops!

 

It getting really ether-eal in here.

 

Now you are really going to compound the problem!!

 

Whenever my wife says she has lost weight I tell her to look behind her because I think I found it.

 

...after which you sleep on the couch?

 

The broken arm is the real problem here.

 

It must be a difficult problem to iron out.

 

Your students were lucky to have you.

 

I think that's the real reason they now have that razor with the built-in track ball.

 

Sara not only cared about her students, but also wanted them to have fun in class. She was punny that way.

 

Lettuce growing, carrot eating, and duck hunting.

 

I taught biology and environmental science. I loved using puns as teaching tools.

 

Mary had a little lamb,
then two and three and four.
And each a perfect replica
of all that went before.
The followed her to school one day
which was against the rule.
It made the children laugh and play
to see her flock at school.
The teacher turned the woolies out
to wait the bell at four.
But when the children tried to leave
more sheep had jammed the door.
"What makes those lambs love Mary so?"
The eager children fish.
Says teacher, dialing 9-1-1:
"She's got the Petri dish."

 

I like to think so. The fun part of punning is seeing the ones who get it immediately, explaining the puns to the other kids.

The other fun part is just messing with their heads a little.