A neutron walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Alpha Lyra, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I think that's the real reason they now have that razor with the built-in track ball. :(
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sara not only cared about her students, but also wanted them to have fun in class. She was punny that way.
     
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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Continuing with the thread hi-jack...

    Sara, what subjects did you teach?
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lettuce growing, carrot eating, and duck hunting. :D
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I taught biology and environmental science. I loved using puns as teaching tools.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Mary had a little lamb,
    then two and three and four.
    And each a perfect replica
    of all that went before.
    The followed her to school one day
    which was against the rule.
    It made the children laugh and play
    to see her flock at school.
    The teacher turned the woolies out
    to wait the bell at four.
    But when the children tried to leave
    more sheep had jammed the door.
    "What makes those lambs love Mary so?"
    The eager children fish.
    Says teacher, dialing 9-1-1:
    "She's got the Petri dish."
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    That's great! I'm sure your students loved your teaching methods!
     
  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    My first day of High School. It was the best 9 years of my life.

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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I like to think so. The fun part of punning is seeing the ones who get it immediately, explaining the puns to the other kids.

    The other fun part is just messing with their heads a little.
     
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  12. entropy1049

    entropy1049 Well-Known Member

    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    Suddenly the first one says "HEY! I think I lost an electron!"
    The other one says "Are you sure?"
    The first says "Yeah, I'm positive!"
     
  13. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    So now the atom is electrolyte. :rolleyes:
     
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  14. entropy1049

    entropy1049 Well-Known Member

    When in solution...

    Well Played Sir.
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you're not part of the solution...you must be the precipitate.
     
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  16. entropy1049

    entropy1049 Well-Known Member

    Oh dear...
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    bucking the trend I see. Well animal puns are in another thread. :D


     
  18. entropy1049

    entropy1049 Well-Known Member

    I should note I was too busy face-palming to formulate my response in the form of a chemistry pun...BTW, did you mean bucky-ing the trend...?

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    Also BTW, when I was doing undergraduate research we accidentally synthesized an yttrium 60 compound. Paper on it somewhere...
     
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  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    While this thread has undergone a chain reaction, the neutron took charge of his alcohol problem. His attraction to bar-hopping has since decayed. Anytime he encounters a bar, he spins around and scatters. Positive thoughts now offset his negative emotions. He was literally beaming when I saw him.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I heard that he went into a bar to order a hydro-gin & tonic.
     
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