A riddle for you.

I thought it smelled fishy right from the get go. No squiddin'.

 

well I hope she hurries up and kelps us out, I've haddock with all the suspense, I may have to go to a heart sturgeon (sorry, couldn't pass up the op-perch-tuna-ty)

 

No chance of scaling back, then?

 

nah, sometimes I feel a bit koi

 

Better than being "green around the gills" though!

 

true, but that would give me a good excuse to enjoy some sole food (and let's not skate around the issue, this is a lot moray fun than it oyster be)

 

How about Fish?

 

I would go with fish, but someone took my deck of cards. Now I must play 'Go Figure!"

 

this thread has flounder[ed]

 

it's just a betta test...

 

A traffic light Perch..

 

I was going to go with a submarine, figuring the red one was for port and the green one for starboard.

 

(this was gonna be my original answer...but he beat me to it)

 

Holy mackerel! There was a dom-minnow effect in this thread while I was tr-out. And where's Sara? Catfish got her tongue?

Awwww yeeeeeah buoy!

 

can you smelt what the rockfish is cooking?

 

It'll be the dawning of the age of aquarium before we get an answer to the riddle. Ah well, at least nobody can clam this hasn't been fun!

 

Great answers guys! I've posted this elsewhere and never gotten so many fun, creative (wrong) answers. I think it's time to tell you. It's a Traffic Carp.

 

Tanks for bailing us out!

 

Whale, it seemed about time to kelp out.

 

Thanx guys! Almost wet my pants...
Didn't know you were SO full of crab!