Acquisition Disorders Clinic

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by MarshalArtist, Mar 23, 2015.

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  1. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Nope. But I think you should stick to small razors and leave the small brushes to me.

    My excuse is that they take up less room. Oh, and the bristles on the Kent brush have started splitting. It's breaking in nicely. I just wished I'd known it was NOS before I purchased it. I'd of probably used it anyways, but at least I would have known!
     
    PLANofMAN, Aug 30, 2015
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  2. recon813

    recon813 New Member

    Dang! Now I need more cookies. :angry017:
     
    recon813, Sep 16, 2015
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  3. recon813

    recon813 New Member

    "I know where you live..." while peeling off the label from the back of a magazine in the waiting room.
     
    recon813, Sep 16, 2015
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  4. Douglas Carey

    Douglas Carey Wildman

    That's my story also. I'm collecting for my children's future. I don't have a problem. :)
     
    Douglas Carey, Sep 16, 2015
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I think that's called alprazolam..
     
    richgem, Sep 16, 2015
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    To the Psychiatric Squirrel.... my problem is perhaps quite unusual and I'm not sure that you can help. But, I don't have CHAD; in fact, I'm quite content with my moderate rotation as it is. I've been refused by other therapists who refuse to see this as a problem. So, help me Psychiatric Squirrel; you're my only hope.
     
    richgem, Sep 16, 2015
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  7. Redfisher

    Redfisher Doesn't celebrate National Donut Day

    I can offer Free Storage for all those unused razors! that will certainly eliminate the "clutter":happy108:
     
    Redfisher, Sep 16, 2015
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  8. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    If I understand you correctly, your complaint is ego-dystonic contentment. You are content with your current, moderate acquisitions but you don't want to be--which would mean you're discontent with being content--which would mean you have a problem with not having a problem--which would then, be a problem.
    I think you are suffering from a factitious disorder, which in point of fact is a disorder whereby people who do not have a disorder, claim to have a disorder that they do not have, which then in fact means they have one.
    The only thing for you to do is nothing, which would in fact be doing something, the result of which will be having done nothing. If you concentrate your efforts on doing nothing about your disorder that you do not have, I think you will soon recover from the discomfort of having a problem that is not a problem.
     
    MarshalArtist, Sep 17, 2015
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  9. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    After reading this diagnosis, I'm beginning to realize that my problem may be the fact I am not alone in doing nothing about a problem that may not actually be a problem, which can be problematic in and of itself!
    Thanks for the clarification, doc!
     
    HolyRollah, Sep 17, 2015
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :scared011:
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2015
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  11. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    All of that gave me tired head.
     
    Omaney, Sep 17, 2015
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  12. recon813

    recon813 New Member

    Can we get back to my cookie problem??
     
    recon813, Sep 17, 2015
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I thought @Darkbulb was the one with the cookie problem. :signs002:
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2015
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  14. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    I get so tired from being tired. What can I do?
     
    macaronus, Sep 17, 2015
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  15. Redfisher

    Redfisher Doesn't celebrate National Donut Day

    :rofl: G00d Stuff!:rofl:
     
    Redfisher, Sep 17, 2015
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  16. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    Sleeping may be beneficial in your cases. Caffeine is another option.
     
    MarshalArtist, Sep 17, 2015
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  17. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    Perhaps there are enough to start a therapy group…
     
    MarshalArtist, Sep 17, 2015
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  18. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

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    I compulsively chase squirrels, can you help me with that?????
     
    barbersurgeon, Sep 18, 2015
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Do you want us to help you stop chasing them, or to help you catch them?
     
    Sara-s, Sep 18, 2015
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  20. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Yes.
     
    barbersurgeon, Sep 18, 2015
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