Anachronism

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Aug 26, 2023.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A t-rex walks into a bar. The bartender sees hims and says, "Earl, how many times have I told you to stop using that danged Time Machine!"
     
    Sara-s, Aug 26, 2023
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    How exactly did he lift a drink to his mouth anyhow?:signs002:
     
    richgem, Aug 26, 2023
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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    We don't know that he ordered a drink.
     
    Paul Turner, Aug 26, 2023
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    He used a really long straw.
     
    Sara-s, Aug 27, 2023
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  5. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Well, THAT went well.
     
    Paul Turner, Aug 27, 2023
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  6. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    How did he make it through the doors of the bar??
     
    DaltonGang, Sep 12, 2023
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Slowly
     
    Sara-s, Sep 12, 2023
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    bent no doubt
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 13, 2023
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