Are you old?

Not for me.
We had new Air Force recruits coming in calling me sir when I only had three stripes!

 

All the female store clerks call me Sweety. Makes me feel about 100 years old.

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You know your old when your not wearing skinny jeans and tight fitting shirts lol

 

By that definition I was never young!

 

I recently went to a store and asked where straight fitting jeans with bootleg was the teenager looked at me like i was speaking Chinese.

 

Hey, what's wrong with socks and sandals?

 

@richgem wears a bra?

 

I wear tight fitting shirts, unfortunately they're XL and tight in the wrong places.

 

I held the door for an older couple going into a restaurant. The man said, "Thank you, young man." I almost kissed him.

 

Only on the first Friday Night of the month.

 

If pants up to the armpits means your old then my 12 yr old is. He wears his jogging pants like that with the shirt tucked too.

 

Here in Georgia, everybody gets called something like that. In one visit to a fast food drive through I was called Sweetie, Sugar, and Honey before I got out of the parking lot. Nearly went into a diabetic coma.

 

I can't remember the last time I slept more than 5-6 hours. Sigh.

 

Everything

 

Me either, although these days it's less of a muscular thing and more of a bladder thing.

 

That too

 

Gene Hackman said he felt fine until he looked in the mirror and saw his grandfather looking back at him. I'm 82 and feel great except when I look in the mirror and see my Great Grandfather looking back at me.

 

Nuttin' but you have to do it correctly...

 

Hahahaha

 

Uhhhhh... no.

Please tell me I'm not seeing a new trend in men's fashion. *shudder* Up to this photo, I've only seen ankle bracelets on ladies.