Are you old?

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I've seen it before over the years. I don't think it was ever popular
     
  2. Paul76

    Paul76 Well-Known Member

    And let's not forget he is also wearing a toe ring.
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...especially of you're a woman!
     
  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    I was actually mistaken for a WWII vet today. Now that is old.
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Speak up sonny we can't hear you.
     
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    that's happened to me a few times. I always thought it was out of respect, but maybe there's more to it.
     
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  7. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    I shaved off my beard so I wouldn't be asked if I wanted a senior discount.

    If I'm resting in a chair, the cat checks if I'm still breathing. No she's not lap cat.

    I go into antique stores and see all the furnishings of my house as a child.

    No kidding on any of these ... BUT

    My kids are amazed that can still wrestle them both to the ground and out work them even on my worst day. My son asked me "How I did it", I said "Determination". :D
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Reminds me of one of my father's "famous" sayings when we kids had gotten on his last nerve: "I brought ya into this world, and I can still take you out of it." When I was on my own, he'd still say it, but as a joke. I'd remind him that as the eldest child I would be in charge of picking out his nursing home. That usually ended it. :D
     
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  9. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    My boys are the rough and tumble type young men and nearly always instigate it. My oldest says I can live with them if I cook. ;)
     
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  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    High school
     
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  11. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Actually yes. That happened on runways this week.
     
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  12. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I ask a 3 year old. They are always honest.
     
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  13. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    My father lives in a retirement community and during the last visit o friend of his gave me a tour of the facilities. I was asked several times if I just moved in. I need to start dying my hair again.... but I keep forgetting to do it.
     
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  14. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    A young gal the other day said I looked good for my age. I was all happy........until I asked her how old she thought I was.....???
     
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  15. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    When the phone rings, you run for, your glasses.
     
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  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It's probably the mustache that throws them off.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not a good look, IMHO.


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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I see you found that picture of me in my Marx Brothers phase.
     
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  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    that is a lovelylooking TV antenna with an animal face.
     
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  20. jmudrick

    jmudrick Type A Man

    Yeah bingo, can't get past six hours, and the bursitis is there to greet me when I awake. Still, I'll let the girlfriend make the "old" call and well so far so good.

    Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk
     
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