I am the same age as our king. He undoubtedly has accomplished more than me in his life -- Pitralon forever - Real pens have a nib - If it doesn't tick, it's not a watch.
Well, he does have a pilot's license ... https://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/18/dutch-king-klm-pilot-for-21-years.html
You know you are old when...you see a truly beautiful girl in a classic car... and you find yourself wondering if it is a '58 or a '59.
Here's how I "suddenly" knew I was old: I was working out at the gym, wearing my alma mater logo T-shirt. A guy came up and asked me if I have a child who goes there. Embarassingly, I answered, "No, I went there myself".
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask: “So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?” Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”
I knew I was getting older when I noticed the pretty girl walking down the street had her 25 year old daughter with her. Herm
I remember chatting with a clearly middle-aged store clerk, and we were comparing notes about which high schools we'd attended. Turns out I went to school with her aunt.
