Are you old?

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by swarden43, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There have been the realizations that I was older than;
    1)Most of the parents of my students
    2)Most of my doctors
    3) The previous President (but that was OK, because my younger sister is also older than he is.)
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Bah! Around here, we call that "vintage." :)
     
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  3. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    I am the same age as our king. He undoubtedly has accomplished more than me in his life ;)

    --
    Pitralon forever - Real pens have a nib - If it doesn't tick, it's not a watch.
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  5. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

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  6. 4jacksparrow

    4jacksparrow New Member

    hahaha you made my day bro :D
     
  7. LuvWetShavin

    LuvWetShavin Well-Known Member

  8. Macktheknife

    Macktheknife Member

    You know you are old when...you see a truly beautiful girl in a classic car... and you find yourself wondering if it is a '58 or a '59.
     
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  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    It's a '58. Definitely, a '58. Definitely...
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Here's how I "suddenly" knew I was old: I was working out at the gym, wearing my alma mater logo T-shirt. A guy came up and asked me if I have a child who goes there. Embarassingly, I answered, "No, I went there myself".
     
  11. Enrico

    Enrico Well-Known Member

    Your not old ... just vintage.
     
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Was this the shirt?

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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Only if someone painted that logo over that of my real shirt.
     
  14. The day I forgot how old I was, I knew I am old.
     
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  15. Enrico

    Enrico Well-Known Member

    When Trivia Pursuit is more like "This is your life" ... your old.
     
  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
    His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask: “So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”
    Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  18. Lancre

    Lancre Active Member

    At least I'm a lot younger than the old geezer staring at me from the mirror.
     
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  19. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    I guess it depends on who’s asking.
     
  20. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    I knew I was getting older when I noticed the pretty girl walking down the street had her 25 year old daughter with her.

    Herm
     
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