Ask a fictional character.

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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Imagine if a familiar fictional character was real and you could ask her/him one question. What character and what question? (Keep it clean please.)

    Here’s mine;
    Mr. Spock, when Vulcans learn math, do they teach you how to round off numbers?
     
    Sara-s, Jul 11, 2020
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  2. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Guess I can’t ask my Pinocchio question...

    Superman - Where do you keep your clothes and your glasses after you do the phone booth thing?
     
    John Beeman, Jul 11, 2020
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  3. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
    brit, Jul 11, 2020
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  4. brit

    brit in a box

    the invisible man.
    hows wonder woman?
     
    brit, Jul 11, 2020
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  5. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    Foghorn Leghorn

    Since you keep them numbered; exactly how many feathers do you have?
     
    John Beeman, Jul 11, 2020
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  6. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    I’d ask bugs bunny, “what’s up doc?”
     
    david of central florida, Jul 11, 2020
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not being a Vulcan, I can't answer for sure. But, I bet you don't want to hang around for any computations that involve π or e. :scared011:
     
    richgem, Jul 11, 2020
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  8. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    "What is it with you and blondes?"

    Question for King Kong
     
    gorgo2, Jul 11, 2020
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    He doesn't use titanium?!
     
    richgem, Jul 13, 2020
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  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    "Clubman. Veg turns Robin right off and makes Catwoman try to spray me with pee."



    [I am so sorry.]
     
    gorgo2, Jul 13, 2020
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's rumored that it all started when Mae West told him to come up and see her sometime. :innocent
     
    richgem, Jul 13, 2020
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