Ask a fictional character.

Imagine if a familiar fictional character was real and you could ask her/him one question. What character and what question? (Keep it clean please.)

Here’s mine;
Mr. Spock, when Vulcans learn math, do they teach you how to round off numbers?

 

Guess I can’t ask my Pinocchio question...

Superman - Where do you keep your clothes and your glasses after you do the phone booth thing?

 

the invisible man.
hows wonder woman?

 

Foghorn Leghorn

Since you keep them numbered; exactly how many feathers do you have?

 

I’d ask bugs bunny, “what’s up doc?”

 

Not being a Vulcan, I can't answer for sure. But, I bet you don't want to hang around for any computations that involve π or e.

 

"What is it with you and blondes?"

Question for King Kong

 

Question for Batman:

"Do you find the newer Batarangs made of Zamak to be as durable, easier to throw, and sufficiently able to take down super villains as brass?" (We'd all agree Zamak would be lighter and easier to carry on the Utility Belt.)

If I would be permitted to ask a second question, it would obviously be...

"Clubman or The Veg?"

 

He doesn't use titanium?!

 

Well, he probably prefer that over Clubman or The Veg. Guessing you'd grind it into a powder and mix it with alcohol, water, and witch hazel?

 

"Clubman. Veg turns Robin right off and makes Catwoman try to spray me with pee."



[I am so sorry.]

 

It's rumored that it all started when Mae West told him to come up and see her sometime.