Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jul 28, 2017.
In case you missed it.
Hindsight is 20/20.
..best served cold.
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Crack for cats...
As we celebrate another New Year, it's time once again for my New Year's Day joke. The setting? Times Square, Manhattan at 12:01 AM:
Interviewer: Hello and Happy New Year! Got any resolutions for us?
Me: Thank you very much for permitting me the opportunity to discuss this. Y'know, this year I'd like to see a developing pattern of improved communication styles, with more focus on the positive, less on the negative. Kindness is an exciting thing to possess. I............
Interviewer: Just say "lose weight", willya? I only have 5 seconds before commercial.
Me: ME lose weight? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately, BUDDEH?
Is that where he's been?
My new years resolution is 1080i.
My New Year's resolution joke is probably many posts back....possibly in a different thread.
He knew the answer before he asked the question.
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