[Clean Jokes] I used to...

I used to work in a bank, but I lost interest.

I used to work as an archaeologist, but my career was in ruins.

I used to be a hotel receptionist, but then I had reservations.

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience.

I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate.

I used to be a history teacher, but there was no future in it.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

I used to work in a glue factory, but couldn't stick with it.

I used to work in a gym, but I wasn't fit for the job.

I used to work as electrician, but the pay was shocking.


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Here's some more:

I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out.

I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.

I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.

I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.

I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored.

I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.

I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing.

I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.

I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.

I used to be a road digger, but I got re-trenched.

I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.

I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.

I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it.

I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have enough class.

I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket.

I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.

I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.

I considered going into the ministry but I didn't have an altar ego.

I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.

I thought becoming a candle maker, but I wasn't sure wick end was up.

I wanted to be a stenographer, but they told me they are not short-handed at the moment.