*DONE* PIF HUGE bottle of Clubman.

You told a joke, you're entered. Lololololol

Just kidding

 

ROFL...

 

Not In!
My Lady friend bought me Canoe AS and cologne. It's very much a classic Barbershop scent like Clubman. In my little town there are several beauty supply shops that carry much of the Pinaud line. I'm still trying to get them to stock Lime Sec & Citrus Musk.

 

I'm in.

A far as jokes, I was going to say something about the upcoming presidential race but that's not allowed here...

 

Then again, those of us with DUIs need to be careful when we go in for UAs as Clubman has alcohol in it.

 

What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Now send me the Clubman

 

I'm in.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 

lol it takes a true Clubman junkie to make fried chicken with it.

 

I'm in. Only Aftershave I have right now.

Q: Who do you call for help w/ your three-piece Gillette DE?

A: Tech support.

 

I'm in.
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A man decided to call his toilet the Jim instead of the John.

He said it sounds better when he tell people he goes to the Jim everyday.

 

I'll count that as a joke, hehe

 

Im in
So where do pirates like to hide their booty?

In their pants!

 

No thanks. I have some already!

 

I'm in ... for the big bottle (not the huge butt bottle) as you said

 

im in

 

I'm in.

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter.
"The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."

 

I'm in, as for a joke, why not?

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ropes here". The rope goes outside and rolls around getting itself all tangled and disheveled. It walks back into the bar and again asks for a drink. The bartender says "I already told you, we don't serve ropes here". It replies "Well luckily, I'm not a rope". The bartender stares at him blankly and says "You're not a rope?". He smiles and replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot".

 

bwahaha

 

Bumping for more interest?