A few expectant Dads were sitting in the hospital waiting room. A nurse came in and said, "Mr. Smith?" Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Yes?" "I've got great news. Your wife just had twins!" "Wow, what a conicidence. I actually work in the front office for the Minnesota Twins," Mr. Smith replied. About a half hour later, the nurse came back in. "Mr. Jones?" Mr. Jones stood up and said, "Yes?" "I've got great news. Your wife just had triplets!" "Wow, what a conicidence. I actually work for 3M," Mr. Jones replied. Another Dad got up, and started to run towards the door. "What's the matter?", they asked him. "I work for 7-Up!"
