Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by S Barnhardt, Mar 21, 2020.
Yes, but what about considering a phased approach?
I'm waiting for the "Re-Education Camps" to open up. Might be a fun vacation, for us who are considered essential workers, and are still working.
1st Phase -MY BARBERSHOP...
2nd Phase-OTHER BARBERSHOPS
3rd Phase-OPEN THE DOORS TO MY BANK SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW
4th phase-OPEN THE GYM I USE.
5TH-OPEN OTHER GYMS.
Pardon the selfishness lol
Mostly agree. But slightly different. Number one Barber Shop, number two Gym, then the rest
Actually that's what I'd say-I just thought I'd put in my phases 2 and 5 choice to be unselfish
Man! Everybody's price gouging these days! What's next? Toilet paper hoarding?!
the boys do like their practical jokes
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Now that ones funny and I want it.
The good thing about the Corona virus is those coworkers with halitosis finally realize they have BAD breath.
First, I believe it is mostly just the elderly who get this. Second, I'm convinced it's just seasonal and won't last all year. Third, I think I read somewhere that the symptoms are indigestion and urination. Finally - - and maybe I'm just a bit wealthier than the average person - - but I really don't understand folks who say it's going to ruin the economy.
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