Finding humor even with Corona

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by S Barnhardt, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yes, but what about considering a phased approach?
     
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  2. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  3. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    I'm waiting for the "Re-Education Camps" to open up. Might be a fun vacation, for us who are considered essential workers, and are still working. :happy036:
     
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  4. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    1st Phase -MY BARBERSHOP...
    2nd Phase-OTHER BARBERSHOPS
    3rd Phase-OPEN THE DOORS TO MY BANK SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW
    4th phase-OPEN THE GYM I USE.
    5TH-OPEN OTHER GYMS.

    Pardon the selfishness lol
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2020
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Mostly agree. But slightly different. Number one Barber Shop, number two Gym, then the rest
     
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Actually that's what I'd say-I just thought I'd put in my phases 2 and 5 choice to be unselfish
     
  7. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Man! Everybody's price gouging these days! What's next? Toilet paper hoarding?!
     
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  9. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  12. canoeroller

    canoeroller Well-Known Member

  13. brit

    brit in a box

  14. jaro

    jaro Well-Known Member

    Mild bad word (open)
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    Now that ones funny and I want it.
     
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  15. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    The good thing about the Corona virus is those coworkers with halitosis finally realize they have BAD breath.

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    :eatdrink013:
     
  16. BigMike

    BigMike Well-Known Member

    DSC_0302~2.JPG First, I believe it is mostly just the elderly who get this. Second, I'm convinced it's just seasonal and won't last all year. Third, I think I read somewhere that the symptoms are indigestion and urination. Finally - - and maybe I'm just a bit wealthier than the average person - - but I really don't understand folks who say it's going to ruin the economy.
     
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  17. canoeroller

    canoeroller Well-Known Member

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    canoeroller Well-Known Member

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