Discussion in 'Freebies' started by Hodge, Mar 5, 2015.

  1. Dan Reynolds

    Dan Reynolds Member

    I'm in Nanoo Nanoo
  2. gwsmallwood

    gwsmallwood Well-Known Member

    I had to read that one twice to get it.
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  3. Figaro qua

    Figaro qua Member

    I'm in. From a local comedy club, dealing with an unruly person in the audience. "Hey lady, I don't come into where you work and unplug the slurpy machine"
  4. bbaker

    bbaker Active Member

    I'm in!
    Don't know about my favorite but this one is pretty funny!
  5. ThomTT

    ThomTT Member

    I'm in.

    I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread, ducks love bread. -Mitch Hedberg
  6. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I'm in
    Not sure that I have a favorite but I like this one

    "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare" - Fred Allen

    or this one

    "The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow" - Gracie Allen
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  7. allicedout

    allicedout Member

    I'm in....

    "somebody gonna get a hurt really really bad........" - Russell Peters
  8. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    I'm in!

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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  9. Shotwell

    Shotwell Well-Known Member

    I'm in.

    "I used to do drugs. I still do... But I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg

    'One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.' - Mitch Hedberg
  10. fakemoez

    fakemoez Member

    I'm in.

    "Many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution."

    - Jim Jefferies
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  11. R.D.Nelson

    R.D.Nelson Well-Known Member

  12. Hudson

    Hudson Member

    im in! Dane Cook, " one brother, five sisters.... dude id have to wear a tampon just to fit in."

    awesome pif man!
  13. Mojorisin35

    Mojorisin35 Active Member

    I'm in
    Eddie Murphy "Gooney Goo Goo"
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  14. Misphit

    Misphit Rest In Peace

    Sigh, Young folk
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  15. fimpster

    fimpster Well-Known Member

    I'm in.

    "I love lamp" - Brick Tamland (Steve Carrell)
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  16. ObiDon

    ObiDon member in questionable standing

    I'm in. "Go ahead, make my day!" Clint Eastwood

    The expression on the other guys face was hilarious!:D

    Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?
    A: Homeless.
  17. sir_mike

    sir_mike Well-Known Member

    I'm in!

    "You cant study comedy, it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude." Don Rickles. :)
  18. Ryan B

    Ryan B Knight of the Soapocracy

    I'm in... Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam "GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM! It is 0600 here in Saigon... what does the "0" in 0600 stand for? Stands for Oh my God that's early!"
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  19. Porter

    Porter Well-Known Member

    I'm in.
    Robin Williams: "Canada's like a loft over a really great party; HEY, KEEP IT DOWN DOWN THERE!!!!"
  20. More Groucho:
    "Why don't you go home to
    your wife? On second thought,
    why don't I go home to your
    wife? Outside of the improve-
    ment, she'll never notice the
    I'm in.

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