Fun with Malaphors

I don't know but that man appears to be a threat to a fine-looking golf course.

 

-Until the cows freeze over!
-We'll burn that bridge when we come to it!
Hey this is fun!

 

-Not the sharpest tack in the box!
-not firing on all 8 cylinders!

 

While I found your first two to be passable, the last one was great(teasing, I liked the 1st 2)

 

Put that icing on the cake in your pipe and smoke it

 

Blind as a lark.
(And conversely) Happy as a bat.
Don’t rock the applecart.

 

Drunk as a lemur.

 

One of my favorites.

 

Green behind the ears.

 

Thank you, Jayaruh. And ‘high’ back.

 

fergive ‘n’ . . . aww hell, I fergit the rest of it.
oh yeah — fergive ‘n’ go git’em.
forgive your enemies, then turn the other screw, seventy times seven, until they cry for more, see?
it’s all blood under the bridge.
2 wrongs don’t make a half-dozen of the other.

 

tell peter to pay paul when mary shows up at the pearly whites. his payment is long over-tooth.

 

up a limb without a paddle

 

Hotter than a two-dollar pepper.
Don't shoot the delivery boy!
Don't bite off more than you can afford.
You made your own chair; sit in it!
People who live in glass houses should wear sunscreen.
Don't put all your eggs in one refrigerator.
Time flies when you're on vacation.

 

you can’t break an omelet without a lot of irons in the frying pan.
don’t line up your chickens all in one basket.
a chicken in the pot is worth two in the bong.

 

(He’s only the piano player.)

 

Hotter than . . . aww hell, I forget how the rest of it goes.

 

Its not going to happen until Hell freezes over!

 

He's top dog in the pecking order.

 

soil the child, and spare me the details.
that’s where the baby meets the bath water.
no need to throw out the rubber with the road.