Fun with Malaphors

Here's one I've used here anyway-"Well, THAT baby didn't cut the mustard".

 

I don't have a baby in that bath!

 

You make your own nest and remember you have to live in it!- Dad use to tell me that one when I did something wrong or about to } words of wisdom.
Try not to get your a$$ in a sling. Neighbors old saying

 

Confucious(that's ME)says:

It's always wise to get your horses in a row before making major decisions
Some people like to swap ducks in midstream.

 

-People who live in glass houses shouldn't flog dead horses.
-That's no shirt of my nose.
-It tickled my fancy bone.

 

You might want to rethink that when it starts getting cold.

 

I have heard it's wise to get all your ducks in a row before making that decisions. Every place in the Continent has their own gestures & added suggestions is my guess!

 

I would get one, but I'm afraid it would make me look like a penguin.

 

Boy, they sure did scrape the cream off the bottom of the apple cart to come up with those people.

 

A fox that looks like a penguin?! Now that really would be scraping the cream off the bottom of the apple cart!

Altho, maybe as a scarf...

 

And the problem with looking like a penguin would be . . .

 

No problem at all. But we do have standards when it comes to foxes.

 

Agreed that standards are important. But honestly, most people don’t give a fox one way or the other.

 

Fits any sized nose? They obviously never met Jamie Farr.

 

Mmm-hmmm. A real HummKlinger, that one.

 

Again with horses? (Course I had a lot to contribute to that muhself, didn't I? Don't answer that).

 

(dead horses tell no lies . . . )
(that is, of course, unless the dead horse is the famous Mr. Ed.)

 

Mr. Ed”s obituary: A corpse is a corpse, of horse of course.


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