Fun with Malaphors

* cough cough *

 

"Got 2 birds with one stone" I guess accomplishing two tasks at the same time!

 

2 birds in the bush is better than 1 in the hand

 

Deaf as a door nail.

 

Blind as a cucumber.

 

I suppose one could also be cool as a bat.

 

or "As blind as a bat"

 

Yes, but that would not be a malaphor.