Funny Shaving Quotes

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Salty Belle, Sep 5, 2015.

  1. Salty Belle

    Salty Belle Well-Known Member

    I was cruising the web and found this funny shaving soap quote:

    “Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you’ve the chance.”
    ― Ben Lerner

    I got a good chuckle and, of course, thought of everyone here at the Den. Thought it might be fun if others posted any funny shaving related quotes or sayings. I'm sure we could all use a few extra laughs!!
     
    Salty Belle, Sep 5, 2015
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  2. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    "Thanks for the dance, and cut yourself a slice of throat!"

    Jerome Horowitz a.k.a. Curly

     
    GDCarrington, Sep 5, 2015
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  3. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. Michael Caine
     
    GDCarrington, Sep 6, 2015
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