Get a load of this shaver

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by JBSharp, Dec 24, 2013.

  1. JBSharp

    JBSharp Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure this is the proper forum to air this out, but I hope you won't raise a stink about it. I discovered a Brownie Gas Shaver, in original packaging, while going through my wife's grandmother's estate. I gather from some of my wife's airy assessments of my character that she feels it would suit me fine. It dates from the 50's, billed as the World's Most Unique Razor; a cheeky claim, but those were some smart fellers.

    I couldn't wait to break the news of my find. Rather than be long-winded, I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

  2. fram773

    fram773 Well-Known Member

  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I have no clue how that is supposed to work.
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  4. Tsalagi44

    Tsalagi44 Active Member

    +1 but a very unique razor! I do believe it is a gas (gag) (joke) though.
  5. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot


    :signs011: I gassed as much...
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  6. JBSharp

    JBSharp Well-Known Member

    Of course, a lady wouldn't understand. Nor would a true gentleman, I suppose.

    But plug that nozzle in and you'll get it in the end.
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  8. Dusan

    Dusan Active Member

    Lol, are the beans extra fuel? :D
  9. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    .......well, how's it shave?

  10. JBSharp

    JBSharp Well-Known Member

    Dusan, that's exactly what's in the little box. I suppose they're good for your heart.

    Munky, I've yet to open a window and fire it up, but it's bound to make your hair stand on end.
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  11. Tsalagi44

    Tsalagi44 Active Member

    If the creator of this shaver only knew it would be bringing laughs over fifty years later...
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's my understanding that ladies don't have that, urm, fuel source ... ever. They just reach their late 60s and spontaneously explode for some reason. <shrug>
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Probably gave him a real pain in the ....
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  14. Williams Warrior

    Williams Warrior Well-Known Member

    I'm going to say that your supposed to hold a lighter near the razor head and it singes the hairs off like a blow torch.:)
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    OK, that makes sense!
  16. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    "Scents", yes, "sense", I don't think so!
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  17. Jim Winters

    Jim Winters Member

    For a BBS, plug it into............... well, better not go there!
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  18. Ramaniac

    Ramaniac Member

    Now THAT is a good gag gift. Very funny, and very clever. Before I got to the end I was thinking, I wonder if the extra fuel is beans, from the look of the nozzle.
  19. Once. Then you'll wonder why everyone within a country mile of you starts sprinting in the other direction after catching a whiff of your unique blended cologne of burnt hair and tailpipe :happy102:

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