Haiku Thread

Grades pile upon me
Staring at me does the paper
The desk remains covered

 

Four weeks sure is long
You'll look like Grizzly Adams
Will need 4 passes




Oh, and by the way
I hope you heal up quickly
Better get a book

 

oh I love haikus
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

 

Go to the edge of
the cliff and jump off. Build your
wings on the way down.

 

It is top secret
the new thing the Queen's crafting
to be sent to me!

 

typing one handed
it sucks; but not as much as
shaving one handed

 

Ah! Good! I was so
worried you weren't able
to shave for 4 weeks.

 

shave stick is my friend
have to use cartridge razor
got passable shave

 

That's too bad about
the cart. Perhaps a squirrel
can chew off the hairs?

 

I have many squirrels
and they live in my back yard
should I send you one?

 

well that would be nuts
I would need an avatar
wait...well looky there!

 

Why is this post here?
Because I am a genius of grand
Poopy in all my pants.

 

TSD haiku
This thread has been buried deep
I am bumping it