Half Price

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by jimjo1031, Jun 9, 2019.

  1. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

    HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102::happy102:
     
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  3. brit

    brit in a box

    more truth than you think..:D
     
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  4. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    :signs081: did I say that out loud?



    :happy097:
     
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