Harp player

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by ShaversRUs, Aug 17, 2023.

  1. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    Bobby, a harp player in the 1970s gets a big break -- performing with the one and only Tony Bennett!

    On the way to the gig, he has to stop to see his friend, Sam Clam, who happens to own a disco. He chats with him a while over a drink, and then realizes he's running late.

    "I gotta go, Sam, see ya tomorrow!" he says and walks out the door. In his haste, he leaves his harp behind.

    Bobby gets to the club where Tony is performing, then realizes he forgot his harp.

    Tony asks him, "Are you ready to play, Bobby? I'm ready to sing."

    "Not yet," Bobby replies.

    "Why not?" Tony asks.

    "I Left My Harp in Sam Clam's Disco!"
    Frijolero, Enrico, brit and 3 others like this.

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