Yes, now this website has EVERYTHING I need. Let's see, where to start . . . Pull tabs that break off before you actually open an item. People who drive 5 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane. People who think that your needing to merge is a personal challenge (pretty much every driver in Columbus, OH). Clapping in movie theaters - honestly, the actors and directors can't hear you. The new practice of starting TV shows 5 minutes late and ending them 5 minutes late. That Rooney guy at the end of 60 Minutes - do they even screen his comments for coherence?
yep, definitely and those people that holler and yell at their TV during sporting e.....vents....ummmm, oh they're AWESOME! yeah, that's the ticket...
By the way, did you hear the one about the Mormon, the Catholic, and the Southern Baptist discussing football . . .
More things I hate: Telemarketers calling my cell phone - is there any refuge anymore? Politicians saying "wall street and main street" as if they had ever stepped foot on either. Finding things I really like AFTER they have been discontinued - Proraso Red, TV shows like "Firefly" and "Futurama." Telemarketing calls that put me on hold when I answer. Yeah, like I am going to. Telemarketing calls that begin, "Please don't hang up . . ." Have these people never heard of reverse psychology?
What the $%!@%&*! We can't cuss? Sorry, I'm just in one of those moods today. Lack of sleep due to a 5-month old child can do that to you.
...and it's a recording! :happy102 or: "Please don't hang up! Hold for an important pre-recorded message..." Bwaahaahaa!
negative, quite the opposite...you see the lighthearted nature of the posts? everyone is veering away from confrontational, despisementational posts. (don't you hate it when no one gets what you're doing?)
Despisementational, huh? Don't you go throwin' around none of that fancy book-learnin' of yours, now. The rest of us ain't got no confounded degree from that there university in Alabamy!
2, in fact. I'm having great difficulty convincing the pre-existing population of this planet of the correctness of my thinking, so I figured I could just start from scratch. However, my wife isn't quite cool with how many children I have calculated I will need to fill the earth with my philosophies!
Its all fun and games until we find out your reproducing. Lets get you to Japan, ASAP. 2 kids. who knew? (philisophical question)
