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Discussion in 'The Help Desk' started by sparky5693, Mar 30, 2009.

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  1. Oh yea? I'll smack you down like Don Zimmer!

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    GO SOX!!!
     
  2. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    Yes, now this website has EVERYTHING I need.

    Let's see, where to start . . .

    Pull tabs that break off before you actually open an item.
    People who drive 5 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane.
    People who think that your needing to merge is a personal challenge (pretty much every driver in Columbus, OH).
    Clapping in movie theaters - honestly, the actors and directors can't hear you.
    The new practice of starting TV shows 5 minutes late and ending them 5 minutes late.
    That Rooney guy at the end of 60 Minutes - do they even screen his comments for coherence?
     
  3. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    yep, definitely
    and those people that holler and yell at their TV during sporting e.....vents....ummmm, oh they're AWESOME! yeah, that's the ticket...:rolleyes:
     
  4. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title

    Completely inappropriate.
     
  5. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    I find that the most annoying of those people tend to root for SEC teams!:happy102:happy102:happy102
     
  6. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    :happy097
     
  7. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    By the way, did you hear the one about the Mormon, the Catholic, and the Southern Baptist discussing football . . .
     
  8. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    a classic, an absolute classic...and off the cuff for 2x points!
     
  9. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    More things I hate:
    Telemarketers calling my cell phone - is there any refuge anymore?
    Politicians saying "wall street and main street" as if they had ever stepped foot on either.
    Finding things I really like AFTER they have been discontinued - Proraso Red, TV shows like "Firefly" and "Futurama."
    Telemarketing calls that put me on hold when I answer. Yeah, like I am going to.
    Telemarketing calls that begin, "Please don't hang up . . ." Have these people never heard of reverse psychology?
     
  10. Austin

    Austin Member

  11. Will

    Will Nevermind

    I see the seriousness of this thread will fall on deaf ears. Much like the no cuss word warnings.
     
  12. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    What the $%!@%&*! We can't cuss?

    Sorry, I'm just in one of those moods today. Lack of sleep due to a 5-month old child can do that to you.:D
     
  13. riffin

    riffin Active Member

    ...and it's a recording! :happy102

    or: "Please don't hang up! Hold for an important pre-recorded message..." Bwaahaahaa!
     
  14. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    negative, quite the opposite...you see the lighthearted nature of the posts? everyone is veering away from confrontational, despisementational posts.
    (don't you hate it when no one gets what you're doing?) :D
     
  15. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title



    Holy poo. Mikes got a kid? Now this just got serious.
     
  16. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    Despisementational, huh? Don't you go throwin' around none of that fancy book-learnin' of yours, now. The rest of us ain't got no confounded degree from that there university in Alabamy!
     
  17. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title

    Haha. I hate Albany.
     
  18. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    2, in fact. I'm having great difficulty convincing the pre-existing population of this planet of the correctness of my thinking, so I figured I could just start from scratch. However, my wife isn't quite cool with how many children I have calculated I will need to fill the earth with my philosophies!
     
  19. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title

    Its all fun and games until we find out your reproducing. Lets get you to Japan, ASAP.

    2 kids. who knew? (philisophical question)
     
  20. Dr. Mike

    Dr. Mike New Member

    I'm fairly certain my wife knew.
     
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