Her first day in my Life

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by seamus402, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. seamus402

    seamus402 You don't mess with Big Slim

    1969 Gillette Black Beauty - O3

    This week she came into my life. She was a leggy wench - dark skinned - very few flaws. Her skin between my fingers, just felt right. The way she moved, smooth and full of grace. Every time I went to adjust her, she purred with that wonderful click that we all love to hear.

    So I opened her and placed that perfect crystal inside of her. Once I was properly prepared and lubricated with the slickest creamiest potion I could concoct, I let her have her way with me. Not once, but three times. Her touch was gentle, yet aggressive in a way that took me by surprise. Yet after we were finished, oh the experience. She took me to a place, where I have rarely been. Perfection in her stroke leaving me breathless when we had shared that Bay Rum.

    I cannot wait until our next rendezvous.:cool:

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  2. TorzJohnson

    TorzJohnson Member

    I need a cigarette. ;)
  3. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid


    Jim - you'd make an excellent romance novelist

    Glad you had such a nice, uh..."shave"? :scared002[​IMG]
  4. IsaacRN

    IsaacRN Active Member

    Man..that was a nice post...i need a cigarette :)
  5. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    But do you still respect her? :rofl
  6. SSLSTudio...

    SSLSTudio... Forum Debugger

    DARN..... better then porn....... ::
  7. johnniegold

    johnniegold New Member

    That post should be accompanied by that cheesy synchopated rythmn that always played in the background of those movies... From what I was told. :rolleyes:
  8. seamus402

    seamus402 You don't mess with Big Slim

    It is not very often one get to use syncopated in a sentence, cacophony either!
  9. Guillaume

    Guillaume Member

    It seems that I have one of these

    I found one of these--obviously well used but in the original case--while cleaning out a medicine cabinet a couple of months ago. It must have belonged to my father or uncle--probaably my uncle, since my father had Native American ancestry and used to say that he shaved for inspection (U.S. Navy) whether he needed to or not. (He did not pass that particular trait on to me.)

    I'm not shaving at the moment, for reasons I have already gone into. but when I begin again I will have to try to clean the razor up and try it. I'm still very new to DE shaving, and it doesn't make a lot of sense to try too many new razors when my technique is still very much inchoate. You have all provided me with much sensible advice which I have, in characteristic fashion, largely ignored.:D

    Thanks, as always, for this forum. I'm grateful for the distraction at the moment.
  10. msandoval858

    msandoval858 Active Member

    Maybe next time you can get some of that Avanced Lubricated or whatever King of Shave gel stuff...

    get kinky wid it!

  11. Padron

    Padron Active Member

    Whoa! :eek: :D that was funny :)
  12. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    you can shave with that stuff?????? wow!!!!!does it come in a bowl??????

  13. msandoval858

    msandoval858 Active Member

    rumor has it that is correct.

    I'll let you investigate that one, amigo. Let me know how it goes :rofl
  14. Scorpio

    Scorpio Big Hitter

    naw I'll pass. I believe I will allow some of our more "liberal" friends try that method.:D

  15. rick

    rick I'll make ya SCream!


    "These kinda things never happen to me........but"
  16. seamus402

    seamus402 You don't mess with Big Slim

    Your smiley makes me laugh and reminds me of a question I was once asked. I was asked "Do you smoke after sex?" I said, "Yes, but you have to look real close to see it!" lol
  17. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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  18. Woknblues

    Woknblues New Member

    with all due respect Rick, I believe it is "Boom-Chicka-Boom, Baw-Baw!!"....

    what the heck kinda porn music are YOU making? :D:D:D

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