How do you catch an elephant?

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by awake2shave, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    You dig a hole
    surround it with peas
    fill the hole with ashes

    when the elephant bends over to take a pea.

    Kick him in the ash hole :p
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  2. fishcrow

    fishcrow Birdman of TSD

  3. DLP

    DLP Well-Known Member

  4. GeneRector

    GeneRector Active Member

    :) Howdy! You can catch a polar bear that way as well! Just substitute ice for ash.
    Always, Gene
  5. Billr

    Billr Mix Master Mighty White!

    I have been telling that joke since I was 12 - I still laugh at it today!
  6. awake2shave

    awake2shave Crazy Sharp Melon Baller

    lol same here . .. I wonnder what the origin of the joke is?
    As I got older my perception was that it was a word play but there others ways one could take it.

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