How not to teach the future generation how to shave

I saw this on a blog post this morning that was listing the worst Christmas presents ever. Not sure who or why this was created.

 

Oh, it's probably a bid to make hairy, ugly babies feel better about themselves or something.

 

Does that translate into "Red Headed Step-Child" from Chinese?

 

I think you're right. I hate hairy, ugly babies.

 

That baby doll is "special" (wife's code word for what an ugly baby)

 

I am not sure which disturbs me more; the ankle muffs or the arm pit hair growing like suspenders.

 

Ahh..maybe distant relation of Zathras..

 

It's definitely not a phrase you hear everyday. "Mom, I'm bored. What can I do?"
"You can shave the baby".

 

... or a relative of Chewbacca

 

Of course this is going to bring up the inevitable.
"I've done that twice already. The baby's starting to get razor burn".

 

Don't chase the baby, Y'all....

 

I wonder how smooth that baby's bottom is.

 

So is it BBS or just DFS?