How Old Are You MENTALLY?

I'm surprised he didn't offer you a job.

 

I think it was around the time I first discovered females...

Never really progressed beyond that :rofl

 

Got to start early in life you know!

 

At this moment, I wanna be six so that I don't have to be responsible for anything...

 

Wow... that's a hard one.

 

Doctor told me I'm in great shape for a 65 year old man. Didn't want to tell him I'm 49.

 

Trust me, I don't have the money either.

You don't need much.

Razor = Superspeed, Crabtree and Evelyn Brush.

Tinder Box Briar pipe and some Half and Half baccy.

It is only a few more dollars for Dog Fish Head.

There you have it kids, A good shave, a good smoke, and a good brew for under 100 bucks.

 

dang you! you just gave me a 120 min. IPA flashback! it has been 6 months+ since my last decent beer ::

Anyways, I have been told I look young for my age of 33 honestly, I might look late 20s, but that's not that far back either. I am all over the place in mental age. I was out of the house doing my own thing at 17. But OTOH, never had a GF for longer than 6 months until SWMBO came into my life 3 years ago. The gray hairs are starting to multiply, and everything makes me uhh.... gassy. Weird stuff, I must have missed that chapter in the owners manual.

 

14

 

Good to see you ' round !

Hey Wok
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13,definitely,yep 13,very definitely,uhhhhhhhhh,did I say 13? yep,13, un-huh.


Marty

 

Normally im 32,

But when I'm at Fry's Electronics I'm like a 3 year old at Toys R Us.

 

Friends occasionally call me "old man", I complain about the good 'ole days, and have to shoo people off my lawn.

I feel 60 some mornings, does that count?