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Dirty jokes

Shep....go to the bottom of the forum and blast away at Whorehouse jokes! The Grill joke had me rolling!

 

Oh, that's classic. The Grim Reaper gets pancaked. Good man!

Dom gets to stay.

What the hell. You can all stay.

But I ain't payin for college.

 

So, this is what the fuss is all about. I guess if my dad was a part of what he calls TAT over in "the other site", I will do my part and join this little club. By the way, Eagle, my dad told me to tell you to get your butt over there. He knows where you live!!!

For those of you that are totally lost right now, am I am the son of the apparently infamous "Rollsshaver". SO, if you want to know any funny stories about his drunken exploits, let me know. And for the record, the old man has been alcohol free for almost two months, and we are all very proud of him.


Jason

 

I think "brothel" is the politically correct term these days.

 

Welcome to the insanity Jason. Glad to have the offspring of Rolls hanging around. He's a little nutty since the alien abduction but we love him anyway. . I'll swing by and say hey one of these days.

 

Oh Christ!! He told you guys about that?!?! That is supposed to be a sort of family secret. I almost cut that damn thing out of his arm myself one day!!!

 

He told us about yours too.

 

Amazing work on the pancake there, John.

Shep... I'm already college edumacated. You don't have to foot my bill.

Nice to meet you, Jason. Your father is a good guy. He sent me some of the soap and aftershave you've made. I have yet to try them out, though.

 

If someone asks me that one more time this week I'm gonna flip out and kill them Ninja style.

Not saying you asked me, just saying... it's happened a lot in the last 7 days.

 

It's okay, Ryan. I won't ask you that. I know you like me.

Though it would be cool to see you go all ninja...

 

Once upon a time...

I ran into the office of an old boss, yelled "I AM A NINJA!! DISAPPEAR!" and then ran back out the door. Pretty sure he thought I was crazy. I laughed hysterically for hours.

 

wow....


what a flood of craziness



and I was just getting used to the quiet and slower pace here......

 

Yes but it isn't quite cleaning up the way I want it to.

 

Wait till we screen the Rocky Horror show at midnight. You ain't seen nuthin.

 

That's amazing. I did something similarly awesome once, methinks. Back in college, Michael Jackson was playing in the cafeteria. I decided I would crotch grab, Michael Jackson scream, twirl around and moonwalk out of the cafeteria. The entire cafeteria went quiet and watched. I'm amazing.

Er... you can always pull out the elephant tranquilizer.

 

You grabbed MJ's crotch!
:happy102

 

I've been told people are always wondering what I'll do next. Apparently I'm a little crazy.