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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her pi.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those math guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those math guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total statistician, 'kay?
I mean, her root, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so square, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... nerdy!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big pi and I can not lie
You other integers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty cosine
And a square root in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your sliderule
'Cause you notice that fraction was inversed
Deep in the calculator she's totin'


yeeeah, I got nothin' either.

 

that should come with a "swallow all coffee and put down your mug before reading" warning. Good effort! :happy102

 

Ok, so I've seen this all over the web today... the possibility of genetically engineering cattle so they don't feel pain. The idea, I suppose is to ease the guilt of eating an animal that screams while it is being violently bludgeoned to death.

mmmmm...bacon!


Ok, maybe I'm just a sick ****er, but I think this technology is being used entirely wrong. What scientist should be doing is genetically engineering fruit that screams while you eat it.

 

yep. you're sick.

 

No doubt... it's always shady and in the 70s in my apartment :happy102
Sleeping during the day is a blessing with the kind of heat we've had this summer.

 

At least I don't want fruit that looks like this:

 

:happy102 are you implying that I do?

 

Are you denying it?

 

ahh.. if only it were an apropriate place to put this in music tag:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V5ubAOeOBk

 

happy097:happy097

 

sitting @ chuck e cheese....yay

 

my condolences...

 

ooh. ouch. I'd advise you pass on the pizza.

 

its been hours.... I think it is too late. The mouse has 'em.:happy102

 

survival of the fittest...I beat the crap out of that singing gorilla up there...but the kids weren't too happy about it, they thought it was a mouse

 

Well if we are talking about survival....

The master manipulator who convinces the children that they are much happier never going to the gorilla's lair survives much happier than the "fittest"

 

the master manipulator never got the chance....Mrs. Master Manipulator (say that 3X fast) pre-registered the birthday party, not many choices - I'd much rather have gone and helped Micah and Doug than be at CEC - but I'd rather be with my kids than out with the snakes (real snakes, not Micah and Doug), so can't win 'em all, can't lose 'em all...or something like that

 

So you are saying that Mrs. Master Manipulator saved you from slithering and sinister snakes and silly shysters so that you could gore gorillas masquerading as mice in a charade for children and cheese?

 

uuummmmmm....spatula?

 

You used the pizza serving spatula? Way to go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY